new jersey

NJ is a real wasteland, and a disappointing state that can be pretty boring but you could do a lot worse as far as boring i.e. Idaho, North and South Dakota, Iowa, Ohio, Indiana, Oklahoma, Alabama etc.

NJ is just barely tolerable.

Almost everyone has lived in NJ at some point in their life, but you wouldn't know because no one dares admit it. the only ones who seem to be proud of this state are Bon Jovi and Springstein, still trying to figure out why.

by clyde June 4, 2004

#1 Jersey

When you perform anal sex on a woman, and get your prick all crappy, then you titty bang her, wiping the scheisse between her boobs and leaving a #1 on her chest, hence, the #1 Jersey

Johnny liked Sally so much, he decided to put her first in his book.....by giving her a #1 jersey.

by R@tdick November 10, 2006

New Jersey

When the shitbox of a state New York flushes the toilet the excrement is sent down the pipe and straight to the taps of those in New Jersey. Drinking such contaminated water leads to rampant retardation outbreaks and arrogant attitudes common to the idiots who live in New York. New Jersey is New York's sewer. Every summer this state is flooded by retards from New York who fuck on the beach and discard their used condoms in the ocean.

When I went to the Jersey shore i got a case of herpigonnasiphylaids from the sand thanks to those New York assholes who think New Jersey is a fuck box.

by Phukstick May 1, 2011

New Jersey

I'm from jersey, and i have always lived there, until now. My family sadly has just moved outside of the country for my dads job. And it is extremly hard only being able to go back to NJ only twice a year. I love New Jersey so much, and when i talk about everyday in school, the only responces i get are, "hahahaha ur from new joisie!!!" They just dont know, they havent even been to america. There are so many ways to define new jersey so its hard to pick a definition..the people are so nice, sure bad driving (but thats wat makes it fun) no not every person in new jersey relates to someone from the tv show "jersey shore", parts can be poor, but also have the richest towns in the nation. Bruce Sprinsteen, julia childs are from NJ. We have one of the best collages in the nation.....so thats right haters, u dont know how jersey is.....so stop hatin.

example:
hater: hahahaha ur from JOISIE
jersian: no, im from New Jersey
hater: no its pronounced JOISIE
jersian: yea how do u know i have an accent
hater: cause everybody from JOISIE does
jersian:have u ever been there?
hater: ..no
jersian: right, enough said

by summitsister2468 June 12, 2011

New Jersey Devils

1a. NHL hockey club that has been based in the state of New Jersey, USA since its acquisition and move there in 1982. Originally the Kansas City Scouts (1974-1976) and later the Colorado Rockies (1976-1982).

b. Named for local urban legend the New Jersey Devil (see New Jersey Devil).
neveajerfioejasiofjweioawftqurdgy rfserafgyuhuts, Rockies, or Devils until 1987 (the first season after the hiring of still-acting General Manager Lou Lamoriello) the team is noted for their success since that time, winning three Stanley Cup Championships (1995, 1999-'00, and 2003-'04) and boasting a thirteen year playoff appearance streak (1996-'97 to 2010-'11).

Can you believe how many times Lou Lamoriello has led the New Jersey Devils to the playoffs?

by The only A I C (Get it?) May 19, 2014

New Jersey Shocker

A variation of the three finger shocker. Instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the new jersey shocker is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.

New Jersey Shocker: 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink

Yo, my bitch screamed when i gave her the new jersey shocker

by TyroneNazT October 29, 2004

new jersey wet basement

New Jerseys soil is clay bound. This state has the most wet basements in the USA. A wet basement in NJ must be repaired.

New Jersey wet basement is the cause of many structural problems.

by Robert Lunfrank October 7, 2007