When a guy cums on a fan on it's highest setting, leading cum to fly everywhere. Ultimately the other person participating will have cum all over their body like the face and tits.
I did the dutch blizzard the other day with this random hooker. The next day my parents came over and asked if I painted the walls white.
by BlackKid69 February 10, 2014
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Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...
by Johnny Kwlmann March 27, 2009
Get the Dutch Textage mug.When you attempt to give your partner a Dutch Oven, but they manage to turn it around and catch you in it.
Guy 1 : Dude, I was going to give my girlfriend a Dutch Oven last night, but she was too fast for me. She got the covers over my head first.
Guy 2 : Man, that's what I call a Dutch Twist. M. Night Shyamalan would be proud of that twist ending. But he would have made it so that your girlfriend was a ghost or something.
Guy 2 : Man, that's what I call a Dutch Twist. M. Night Shyamalan would be proud of that twist ending. But he would have made it so that your girlfriend was a ghost or something.
by Strouperman369 November 21, 2013
Get the Dutch Twist mug.Going dutch means "to split a bill"
So lets say you go to a restaurant and have to pay $100 for your meal with 2 person's , you can choose to go dutch and both have to pay $50
Going dutch is originated from the Dutch people and culture , the dutch people are known for there greediness
So lets say you go to a restaurant and have to pay $100 for your meal with 2 person's , you can choose to go dutch and both have to pay $50
Going dutch is originated from the Dutch people and culture , the dutch people are known for there greediness
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Get the Going dutch mug.When you are holding hands with a person and you casually pull their hand towards your buttocks and fart between the intertwined palms.
by seyahsays March 16, 2019
Get the Dutch Cupcake mug.When two gaseous lovers seal the bed blankets over them, let loose the winds of time in the ultimate Dutch oven experience, and proceed to make love while engulfed in their own fortress of flatulence.
Dude, Tanya and I ate so much pizza and Taco Bell yesterday...my eyes watered for two whole days from the crazy dutch lovin' expertience we had afterwards.
by Dirt Nap Ninja June 17, 2017
Get the Dutch Lovin' mug.when one person farts under the covers, subjecting the other to grievous discomfort, not quite as unpleasant as a dutch oven, however.
as i was discussing the vastness of my world-wide radio groupies, my female companion cut loose a fart that registered a 6.2, creating a dutch firepit that wilted my lower extremities.
by the mostly reverend January 20, 2010
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