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The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.
Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*
by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023
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Italian Scrub

To take a shower between sexual encounters with two different partners in the same day that do not know about each other. No soap is used during an Italian Scrub, so as not to alert the second partner.
After banging that stank-ass Rachel, Benjamin had an Italian Scrub and went over to Whitney's with a ticket to Poundtown.
by brasstroubadour April 2, 2015
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italian tomahawk

1. Slang for a handgun (pistol or revolver). As in Italian gangsters are known to occasionally pistol whip an adversary.

2. A Beretta brand pistol. Italian made. See definition 1.

3. A rib steak with the rib attached on presentation, in an Italian restaurant.
1. I’m packing my Italian Tomahawk, just in case I need some heat.

3. I ordered the Italian Tomahawk, with a glass of Chianti.
by Xanaxmind February 3, 2018
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Fez-wearing Italian Man

A certain Italian no-no-brown ducktator man in the funny second war.
History channel (censored): No-no-brown Italy was lead by the Fez-Wearing Italian Man.
by KyoshiroOfHonor October 20, 2023
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Italian Plum

An aggressive fat man, who uses too much hair gel.
The sun is beaming off this Italian Plum's dumb-cunt hair.
by Anti-Chriss September 16, 2020
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Italian facial

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.
Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!
by DSDATURA January 31, 2024
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Italian Stallion

Sticking raw spaghetti in your ass and then sticking it into boiling water so it becomes soft. Then you can wag it like a tail.
It's crazy how Tommy went to the store with his mom for the pasta. He's gonna use it for the Italian Stallion.
by Discouragizer December 1, 2023
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