Ironic Insecurity

To act as if you’re insecure about someone else’s actions, when deep down you know it’s because you’re committing to misdeeds.

An exchange about Ironic Insecurity -

Jack: It was messed up for Julie to blame her boyfriend, Christian, for cheating because he spoke to one of his female friend's, he didn’t do anything that was wrong.

Denis: That’s what I was thinking. And the worst part is that Julie was caught cheating on Christian with another guy last week and he doesn’t even know it.

Jack: It just goes to show that she’s ironically insecure.

by Suburban Definer February 29, 2024

Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

iron midget

a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money

man i wish i was an iron midget

by iron midget March 30, 2009

frank irons

frank doesn't support the top g

frank irons doesn't support the top g

by TOP G TATE LOVER !@#$%^&*(!) November 14, 2022

Iron Lion

Also Mighty Iron Lion. Often used to refer to the Holden V8, most commonly known as a 308 or 304.

"I got a 1998 Holden VT Series 1 SS Commodore manual, the last one with the iron lion!"

by (mostly) aussie slang ; August 07, 2023

iron bicep

A bicep of a bodybuilder. Very strong, tough, and attractive.

Hey, that guy has the iron bicep.

by ManMan36 March 12, 2016