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Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 12, 2024
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Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.
Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.
by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015
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Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.
by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025
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screen shopping

To browse a website's inventory without purchasing anything

Window shopping but online, through your screen.
My sister likes screen shopping on Amazon instead of studying
by newwordgenerator December 28, 2022
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shop talk

When bored guys rag on each other at work, with no actual harm intended.
shop talk example:

Person 1: "Need a hand carrying that box?"
Box Carrier: "Nah, I got it"
Person 2 (Usually shouted from a neighboring room): "He could use the exercise anyway"
by MacElster September 15, 2022
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The candy shop 2.0

The undisputed all time best group on telegram, quality products at the best value, competitions every Wednesday at 7pm, wide range of quality strains edibles and all things 420.
Best atmosphere and best group of people on telegram hands down.
I went to the candy shop 2.0 and was left completely astonished by the variety of quality products, and Completely fucked out of my mind on the stuff. Willy wonka is a genius
by Immortalteknique April 13, 2022
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donut shop

drug house or street wit illegal activity goin down
shit yo i just ran out of da donut shop i almost got my ass lit!
by the parsh January 31, 2003
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