Flirt Hand

A hand motion that signifies to someone of the opposite sex (or of the same sex depending on your sexual preference) that you are interested in them.

girl: omg, did you see that hot guy.

best friend: omg, total hottay. i asked to take a picture with him and he used flirt hands.

girl: so lucky, you bitch!

by WaZUp NigGgggsssssssS1347 January 18, 2011

broom hands

A young slightly chubby man that can only push a broom.

Broom hands lost his drivers license so all he can do is use a push broom.

by yardcrew February 20, 2011

Dick Handed

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.

After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!

by edsned October 27, 2010

Club Hands

The uncontrollable arm motion that happens to guys at the club, always resulting in feeling a girl up while on the dance floor

Yo, bro, did you see me go all club hands on that hottie? She has a nice rack!

or

Ewwww that juicer went all club hands on me on the dance floor, I had to smack him!

by LGjohnsonDave May 2, 2010

change hand

The way your hand smells after handling coins.

Damn, I just paid the toll and now I've got change hand.

by masterchicken August 12, 2006

kebab hand

The inimitable, impenetrable stench of stale kebab, that is noticed upon ones hand the morning after a heavy night on the booze and drunken takeaway. In extreme circumstances of alcohol use, kebab hand can be the only way to help remember the consumption of such a meal.

"Dude, I got band kebab hand today"

"lol"

by jam1kenobi December 24, 2008

Hand tails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes

'Ouch, My Hand Tails really hurt'

by Sity January 1, 2008