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hanging turkey

When you're walking or hiking and have to pee but can't afford to stop, so you turn around and start walking backwards so that you can pee while you walk without getting pee on yourself. The maneuver is named after your exposed cock and balls resembling a turkey beak and waddle. Also called a "walking turkey" or "hanging donkey."
I had to pee during that marathon but didn't want to lose any time, so I turned around and pulled a lil' hanging turkey.
by relentlessbukkake September 1, 2022
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thigh hang low

U strapped. Pretty simple but slick as hell.
They know don’t play cause my thigh hang low.
by OnlyFaccts August 18, 2022
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Low Hanging Fruit

Some nonsense that my sixth grade english teacher was obsessed with. He's slightly insane, and never told us what low hanging fruit actually meant. Often used in combination with "don't play yourself"
by anonymous May 4, 2022
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Hanging-Chad

When someone posts a random question and the comments are full of wrong answers by everybody, including me, and the original poster never comes back to the comments with the REAL answer.
Dang, did Scoob ever come back with an answer to that post that got like, 200 comments?

Nah... he smoked a bunch of homegrown and forgot what the original answer was... it was, "A Hanging-Chad,"...
by mysticklemom May 4, 2021
mugGet the Hanging-Chadmug.

Low Hanging Fruit

A person who is easily reachable(easy pickings).
Tends to go after easily attainable females. Despite the name low hanging fruit they carry extremely petite genitalia.
by Mort lyncher March 6, 2023
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Hanging gobbler

by Clappyflaps June 11, 2022
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Hang out with Thomas day

This is any day that Thomas asked you to hang out like any day you don’t get a choice we will hang out
Thomas wants to hang out tomorrow so it’s hang out with Thomas day tomorrow
by Idk why I’m here bro November 22, 2022
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