Goose

A white: car, truck or suv.

Lemme get the keys to the goose!

by Coot225 November 6, 2020

Goosed

When you are so high, that you can’t remember if you just hit the bong or not; so you just hit it again.

Ralphio- Shit man... I just goosed the hell out of that bong!

Kyle- No shit dude, it was my turn.

by KristaBrooks January 7, 2021

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013

ghost goosed

When you feel your butt being touched and turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

Goose

a snake chicken

highly dangerous, approach at your own risk

A goose almost made my dad have to amputate his leg

by ARoundBox December 13, 2021

Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.

Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.

by K Dough75 June 22, 2021

Goose

Peace was never an option.

Friend: I told your crush you liked them
You: Goose *honking noises intensify*

by Bestay May 12, 2021