Reverse Goose

Take a dump sitting on the toilet backwards

I had to take a dump so bad I ran into the bathroom and sat right on the toilet, didn't even have time to turn around.
What a great Reverse Goose!

by score1x October 31, 2011

Goose

A girl with fake tits.
(The two O's in goose represent the fake tits)

Check out that goose.

by Batdog444 November 29, 2018

Goosing

To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.

"Eugene man, you can't even get a single kill. You are goosing boyyy."

by gewsing August 1, 2017

rough the goose

To masturbate vigorously.

And he said to her, "come on you mean to tell me you never rough the goose? "

by USmc2844 April 18, 2018

fallen goose

When a man drops his dick into a womans vagina, later pissing in it, like a goose that got shot by a hunter.

I can’t wait to fallen goose my daughter tonight.

by scrimm November 3, 2018

Stephan the Silly Goose

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.

Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”

by Special Ed November 5, 2018

Skating goose

When a person fails a jumping onto some ice

Dang bro he looked like a skating goose

by Jerkface42 February 22, 2019