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La goon

when you are in a awkward situation and decide to level up the ambiance.
jake: my mother died
Jamal: la goon
Jake: thanks man
by Mr gerbud is gay January 24, 2025
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Nostalgic Goon

A type of goon that brings a sense of nostalgia.
"That Anaconda music video by Nicki Minaj is such a nostalgic goon."
by CEOofsaggin February 3, 2025
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street goon

A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly, gets involved, and builds bridges by jumping over fences and taking down thugs. A Street Goon protects the community first then asks/answers questions later.
Rochelle: that bald white patrol cop looks like Mackey from The Shield and has a really mean-looking resting face. I do not know if he is a good cop or not.

JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.
by phbl February 5, 2025
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Group Goon Rat

a term used to describe a rodent, ideally of the Rattus genus (which includes the likes of the common brown rat), but can vary to others including Cricetinae (hamsters), Cavia (guinea pigs), Sciuridae (squirrels), etc., used by a group of individuals for sexual purposes such as masturbation, oral sex, and other forms of arousal. Often this rat is passed around immediately after being used by someone, to their friend for 'their turn'.
I lowkey felt bad for the group goon rat when it was my turn with it, after Gabby and Marcelo had already had their share.
by the k00l-k1dz xD LOL February 14, 2025
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Mufasa Goon

Mufasa Goon is The act of energetically masturbating while simultaneously pushing a girl off the bed and as she tries to climb back up, beating her back down with your penis. It's like a wild and energetic combo move in the bedroom
Jonh: How was your weekend?
Murt: Yeah it was lit mate i absolutely pussy pounded jessica and she made me mufasa goon
by Cmasterw February 18, 2025
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Apocalyptic Goon

When you realise the world is ending (or you are about to get inevitably murdered) so, naturally, you whip out your dick/pussy and stroke like never before, until all fades out but freak. You're gooning like there's no tomorrow, because (at least for you) there isn't any. It may also be used to disgust/confuse/arouse your killer, marginally prolonging your life.
Sargeant Doakes realised Lila was on Dexter's side, and subsequently pulled an apocalyptic goon knowing that his death was imminent. He died hard.
by Daedalus65536 February 24, 2025
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Sigma goon looksmaxing

IM BOUT TI BUUUUUSUSUUSTTT
im sigma goon looksmaxing
by Ohio_Bloodclart February 26, 2025
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