the gay shady girlfriend

A girlfriend that hides your relationship from all of her friends. Someone who doesn't show enough affection towards you.

Linda: Have you seen Bre? I miss her, all I want to do is kiss her.
Elena: You're dating Bre? She was out last night getting wasted, that's all I know.
Linda: Wow, so that's why she couldn't message me back.
Elena: I'm sorry but you have "the gay shady girlfriend"
Linda: I love her...

by Toogaytofunction July 31, 2012

Girlfriend butt

When a woman’s butt is not too big nor not too small, something you can perfectly fit in your hand.

“She has the perfect girlfriend butt for my boyfriend dick”

by InquisitiveFish January 24, 2023

Girlfriend

An anonymous person that doesn't exist or dissapears after a couple of days

- How is the machine working automatically?
- My girlfriend is using it
- LMAO

by Twisterwasd February 11, 2023

Girlfriend

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....

Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

lukes girlfriend

where is she?

"Where is lukes girlfriend?"
"He is a lonley waste of sperm"

by Shane63 February 22, 2023

Andrew’s girlfriend

Andrew’s girlfriend is a girl named Luciana. She is the most beautiful girl in the world with no parallel. She’s kind, outgoing, hard-working, and everything Andrew could ever want or need in a partner. Her overwhelming beauty and personality sweep all who look at her right off their feet. Without her, Andrew would be lost, and living a path that would be wrong. Andrew is beyond grateful for Luciana, and strives day and night so show his love to her.

“Have you seen Andrew’s girlfriend?”

-Tiffany
“No why?”
-Leota
“Because she’s the best girl I’ve honestly ever seen, I wish I was like her.”
-Tiffany
“Wow, I can’t wait to meet her!”
-Leota

by HanqDog October 15, 2023

boy/girlfriend reveal

when someone, usually apart of a fandom, doesn’t like all the current ships with a certain character and instead wishes for another character to come along to ship with the certain character

“I really want Lyney to have a boy/girlfriend reveal!!”

by foca1vrs October 20, 2023