fat hat

the roll of fat that rests on your head when you blow a fat guy

I love getting a fat hat, even if it means I have to wear a neck brace and stop riding roller coasters

by Sally Popkorn April 15, 2008

fat hoe

a hoe that is fat,a fat girl that sleeps with everybody a fat hoe

man look at that fat hoe I fucked her last night.

by big red July 5, 2004

Fat Day

A day of the week/month in which you deside you will eat whatever you want, usually including your friends in it.

When we get to the cinema, we're having a fat day! We'll buy huge popcorn packs and tons of jellies!

by NightOwl5 January 20, 2014

Vagina Fat

The Clump of Fat that Usually sits on top of the Vagina. Usually confused with pregnancy.

Kylie: "Omg!! DId you see the Kayla? Is she Pregnant?"
Kyle "No. She just has Vagina Fat"

by pigy0300 March 11, 2015

fat cousin

Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.

That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.

by xzybit January 14, 2005

fat chicks

What the typical American male (usually none too slim himself) doesn't want to hook up with, usually because he thinks that it will hurt his "image."

"Is there anything sadder than 'No Fat Chicks' stretched across a beer gut?"

by Meow! May 8, 2005

fat pants

Stretchy-elastic-waisted pants that women resort to wearing when they can't get their jeans zipped. They are often the result of holiday eating, are dark in color, and usually worn from November 30 through January 10.

"Hi Kathy, I haven't seen you wear those pants before"

"Yea, I put on a few pounds and everything else is too tight so I am wearing my fat pants"

by bingo-lingo November 30, 2009