Pube faced fupa monster

A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world

Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster

by Dirty Mike n the boys October 19, 2017

two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.

You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!

by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018

long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face

Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.

by Salty capt. January 26, 2018

Cock faced pig fucker

It's a pig with a cock on the face and he or she is a fucking liar.

You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad

You cock faced pig fucker get,out of bed.

by Chloe Mcburger May 19, 2018

shit faced

A combination of shithead and fuckface. Means someone who is stupid, assholish, resembling a shitface.

I was such a shit faced person because I was so lazy to do any work today!

by pornuser May 20, 2018

Open-faced sandwich

When two dudes are getting a blow job at the same time.

Bobby and Johnny called over Becky to give her an open-faced sandwich as she satiable appetite for cock.

by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018

Quokka-faced

An eager, happy but mindless expression on the face. All the lights are on but no one is home.

The Bouan-Bathor stared quokka-faced at Cara Delvingne and tried to make her wear the stupid hat.

by Fred Bigley June 9, 2018