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fucking shit up after the fact 

When your still fucking shit up years after the fact without trying
When someone can’t give another person there all because they still love you years after you broke up! You're fucking shit up after the fact!

fucking eggs on toast 

That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news.
That's fucking eggs on toast mate
fucking eggs on toast by BanterChat September 26, 2017

Fucking idiot

Mitchell: I don't know where all my money went last night.
Ben: You spent it on darts.
Mitchell Smith: Really? I don't remember buying them. Where are they?
Maddie: You smoked them all.
Ben: What a fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot by B3NS4N1TY September 26, 2018

Fucking dick shit balls face 

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead
Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

fucking know-it-all 

Someone whose father is an intellectual and their mother is a prostitute or simply stated; it's what you get when you cross a whore and a computer!
Fucking know-it-all: Anyone who forcibly interrupts, believes what they have to say is more important, makes more sense and is adamant more truthful than what is being presently stated by another person or persons!

Fucking Floor Cheese 

Ayo my cheese fallin
*cheese fallin*

*cheese clappin on floor*
fucking floor cheese