Fuck Your Couch

From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.

Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."

Fuck Your Couch by M i c h a e l December 24, 2008

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Fuck your feelings

this is my sisters saying she is going away to collage,so i created this for her out of fun and do not mean this literally or with any harm whatsoever,and instead to show her this as a gift type thing out of love and fun;so have fun with this saying a shorter way of saying/typing it is F.Y.F

EXAMPLE:

Guy: How could you fuck my best friend, you know how i felt about you!

Girl: When we were together, you cheated on me anyway. So Fuck Your Feelings about me doing it

aunt: I don't appreciate the foul language you use in your tiktok page. there's kids on this site you know!

nice :honestly Fuck Your Feelings, If you don't want your kids exposed to vulgarity, get them off tiktok because they are most likely to young for the app anyway.

Fuck your feelings by love.synny August 18, 2022

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go fuck youself

what someone says when they have had enough of your stupid shit

chances are,if you had to look this up,go fuck youself

me:wanna play a game?
you:heck yea!
me:ok,lets play hide and go fuck yourself

go fuck youself by Joshua April 24, 2005

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fuck your puppy

In Columbus, Ohio, if you don't have a lighter and wish to light your cigarette using someone else's, you would ask "Can I fuck your puppy? ", and they would hand you their cigarette.
I have no idea as to the very odd term's origins. It is usually asked of friends, not strangers.

Damn, my lighter died. Can I fuck your puppy?

fuck your puppy by brutalSoCal April 23, 2015