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Condom fishing

When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.
Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.
by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016
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Fishing season

When whitegirls post theirselves on social media looking for attention/potential new boyfriends by incentivising a message to a post/snapchat.
by embee010101 April 3, 2020
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Fish testicles

1)A statement iterated after an awkward conversation/confession to instantly provide comic relief to the moment and destroy any awkwardness present

2)Something owned by all whores. Based on the angler fish breeding process where the males are attracted to the females and "melt" into the females body and transform into a shiny pair of testicles to remain forever present on said angler fish's face. In other words, she has sex with men and steals their testicles.
1) Brian: "I kinda... totally have feelings for you Charlotte..."

Charlotte: "O.O"

Brian: "Fish testicles"

Charlotte: "LMAO! random :P so what's up?"

2) That Jessi chick is a total whore, she's has at least 30 fish testicles.
by Rabidbluejay1 March 10, 2012
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Fish crack

Cuthbert: Georgina, is that your fish crack I can smell?

Georgina: Oh, how embarrassing, I'm afraid the hot weather makes it sweat somewhat.
by joshsausages June 15, 2011
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wisker fish

also known as the Peach Fish, or a womans Vagina.
I wouldn't go near that slut's wisker fish, it's a cum dumpster.
by Hogwarts July 3, 2007
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Rainbow Fishing

When a girl eats another girl out on her period, gets a mouthful and spits it in the other girls mouth.
by Slymastarock June 6, 2019
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Zombie Fishing

When you deliberately have sex with a girl that you know will just lay there like a dead fish and take it. Usually late night and should end with you finishing onto their face/hair in a way that they have to go home to shower.
"How was your Saturday night?"

"Well I've been in a dry spell lately so I went Zombie Fishing with Lizzie."

"How was it?"

"She was terrible, but she got out of my house with 5 minutes of me busting... So all in all pretty good."
by jtorbo420 September 26, 2013
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