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Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.
My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.
by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022
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emperor penguin

The emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri) is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica. The male and female are similar in plumage and size, reaching 100 cm (39 in) in length and weighing from 22 to 45 kg (49 to 99 lb). Feathers of the head and back are black and sharply delineated from the white belly, pale-yellow breast and bright-yellow ear patches.

Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.

The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50–120 km (31–75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.
emperor penguin: *exists*
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Empropath

N: Caelestis Infinitum
PN: Existence in the now.
V: Empathy of balancd nature and ability.

PV: The guise of the binary in human form.
Adj :logic love logic .If then If.

love logic love . then if then.

logic love logic .If Then. If.
A narcissist can feed on empaths freely until it mistakenly engages an empropath.

The empropath teaches using a mirror.
Empropathism is God's love for the dance of binary logic in form.
by Caelestis Infinitum May 31, 2022
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Empathesia

The overwhelming sensation to emotionally bore your eyes out in system-overload thanks to gracious serendipity, usually when the music is too good.
Miranda: "The other day I was so Beautifully entranced by the feiry sunset on the bus ride home I dropped a few tears, love that I have much Empathesia with nature at the moment!"

Bob: "For no reason at-all the other day my colleague at work seemed to have had a bout of Empathesia and cried like a lil baby!"

Omus: "Was listening to Peaking Duck - Stranger last night and Empathesia hit hard I couldn't stop crying for almost the entire song!"
by Eurythmic Synesthesia July 4, 2022
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Empath

Self professed Empaths feel their intense(nearly always negative)awareness of other people,is a sign of their deep empathic sensitivity rather than a classic misanthropic response to others who one sees purely as objects to be used to provide ones own narcissistic supply of attention.
"I knew I was a total Empath by my inability to be around children,the elderly,the sick&the elderly,the disabled,the poor&needy."
by Lümpen Troll September 5, 2022
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emphamis

A heard or group of humans when referring to the contemplation of collect inquiry on element definition of music.
The emphamis storm was dog shit.
by BallBusterDhwikg September 7, 2022
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Emperor Revan

Based Ruler of the Eternal Empire. Infinite wisdom provides a stable government in the Empire. Extremely smart and Serbian.
Example 1: Operator: I sure do love Emperor Revan, he's the best leader
Sythe: kys.

Example 2:

Refugee: I sure do love this Emperor Revan guy!
by Маршал Чилтонов December 31, 2022
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