by Jacob July 22, 2004
The process of giving a blow job over the internet on games such as runescape or habbo hotel or club penguin. If you're really good, millsberry. This process involves no webcam. Just hot, sweaty pixels.
It tends to pleasure your pixel boner.
It tends to pleasure your pixel boner.
*pulls down your pants* -Joan
oh my god *moan* -Joe
*takes off your boxers and smilez* -Joan
*forces your head onto my cock* -Joe
Ooh baby *sucks* -Joan
*SKEETS ON YOUR FACE* SORRY! -Joe
wow that was some hot e-head -Joan
yea i just came irl -Joe
oh my god *moan* -Joe
*takes off your boxers and smilez* -Joan
*forces your head onto my cock* -Joe
Ooh baby *sucks* -Joan
*SKEETS ON YOUR FACE* SORRY! -Joe
wow that was some hot e-head -Joan
yea i just came irl -Joe
by mcpoopalot February 07, 2009
while using a chat program, one chatter boosts the other's confidence with showers of praise and other nonsensical words of support.
a: oh, i'm just a horrible writer. i'll never get published.
b: don't be ridiculous. i love your writing. poignant, beautiful, obscene, deliberate, intense, pure. can't say enough about it.
a: thanks, but i wasn't looking for an e-handjob. what would you know anyway? aren't you that guy that likes 'survivor'?
b: don't be ridiculous. i love your writing. poignant, beautiful, obscene, deliberate, intense, pure. can't say enough about it.
a: thanks, but i wasn't looking for an e-handjob. what would you know anyway? aren't you that guy that likes 'survivor'?
by Buck Bonkey December 03, 2003
That which satisfies one's daily need for communication through electronic devices and online social networks.
Sarah's internet connection was down and so she sought e-sustenance at her local Starbucks and its free wi-fi.
by eStarved July 14, 2011
by biggie potato November 06, 2018
by CERTiFiEDSHAWTY February 12, 2005
Bodily fluid of the cyber sense made up of little 1's and 0's usually released after watching online pr0n or cybering.
by xqubit November 16, 2004