by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022

When a guy cums on a fan on it's highest setting, leading cum to fly everywhere. Ultimately the other person participating will have cum all over their body like the face and tits.
I did the dutch blizzard the other day with this random hooker. The next day my parents came over and asked if I painted the walls white.
by BlackKid69 February 10, 2014

To take a giant smelly shit in the bathroom while someone is showering. Hot steamy shit smell fills the room.
by Snowman 50522 June 12, 2018

Interracial porn fetish that describes a black man aggressively skull-fucking a white woman. The man holds the womans head with both hands and moves it up and down the shaft, which differentiates it from standard throat/mouth/face-fucking, in which the penis is in motion. (much like an oral version of a "Dutch rudder")
"Lexington, you can't fuck her throat while you're lying down. Lets shoot a Dutch Licorice - and can you wrap her pigtails around your hands? Great. Aaaaaaand...action!"
by turbulent December 22, 2013

When you attempt to give your partner a Dutch Oven, but they manage to turn it around and catch you in it.
Guy 1 : Dude, I was going to give my girlfriend a Dutch Oven last night, but she was too fast for me. She got the covers over my head first.
Guy 2 : Man, that's what I call a Dutch Twist. M. Night Shyamalan would be proud of that twist ending. But he would have made it so that your girlfriend was a ghost or something.
Guy 2 : Man, that's what I call a Dutch Twist. M. Night Shyamalan would be proud of that twist ending. But he would have made it so that your girlfriend was a ghost or something.
by Strouperman369 November 21, 2013

"Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."
by absolutely_not_a_weeb October 27, 2021

Dude,I bought a pizza and some doner meat and chips and I totally gave Stephen a Dutch policeman when he passed out last night.
by histephen May 23, 2020
