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dutch blizzard

When a guy cums on a fan on it's highest setting, leading cum to fly everywhere. Ultimately the other person participating will have cum all over their body like the face and tits.
I did the dutch blizzard the other day with this random hooker. The next day my parents came over and asked if I painted the walls white.
by BlackKid69 February 10, 2014
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Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks
During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.
by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015
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Dutch-Conversation

To have sex with a completely random stranger in the bed of another persons - ie: staying at a host house, going out on the town… picking up, bringing them back to your friends house and F**King them in your hosts bed.
On holiday in Surfers Paradise, met this chick… took her back to my couchsurfing hosts place for some Dutch-Conversation
by Gigillypuff July 3, 2014
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Dutch dip

When a Dutch man submurges his 'bean bags' in au jus and proceeds to 't-bag' his colleagues.

No association with the common 'French Dip"
Wow, can you believe Tim gave Jamie a Dutch Dip!?
by TheBlondeAccountant August 3, 2017
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dutch pie

It's like a dutch oven except you take a shit under the sheets instead of farting under the sheets
Bob was giving his girl a dutch oven but then it went to long and became a dutch pie.
by Richard Deckard December 29, 2016
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Dutch Sauna

To take a giant smelly shit in the bathroom while someone is showering. Hot steamy shit smell fills the room.
My dad gave me a Dutch Sauna yesterday.
by Snowman 50522 June 12, 2018
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dutch banker

Sex act involving a father and son. Son bends over and exposes asshole as father masterbates vigoursly while raining dollar bills on son.
"Dude I heard Phil's dad is his Dutch banker" - Connor
"Yea dude, it's pretty fucked up" - Aaron

"Hey dad , it's time for me to see the Dutch banker" - Phil
by CarlosXantana November 10, 2015
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