dutch moment

A period of time when you turn bright red from blushing. Usually used after being caught doing something embarassing.

Last night, I called my best friend Becca. I just had to tell her about my dutch moment at last week's party.

by i.can.row. July 3, 2008

Dutch miles

The unknown distance between destinations when the navigator is clearly lost, but still feigns to be on course.

Back seat passenger: Hey, how many dutch miles is it until we get to our hotel and I can finally walk this cramp out of my leg?

by Richard Hood January 16, 2009

Modified Dutch Oven

While laying in bed with your old lady. Rip ass as quietly as possible as not to alert the unwhitting victim. After you've built up enough stink, Raise one or both feet puling the stench into a tent, via- vacuum suction. Then carefully lift a small section of blanket prefferably under the victims nose. and all at once drop your feet sending the condensed stink into the face of your unlucky victim.

Mike thought that the "Dutch Oven" just would not do the job, and instead decided to go with the "Modified Dutch Oven."

by Terd Furguson January 16, 2007

Chocolate Dutch Bomb

When you have diarrhea, then wait until you can not hold it in anymore and get some friends to pin down a random person walking on the street or in a park, anywhere really. Then, you whip down your pants, and press your ass to the strangers pinned down mouth and let loose. The shit will explode out of their nose.

Hey guys, I'm about to shit my pants. Let's give that bitch over there a Chocolate Dutch Bomb!

by Hexforge June 7, 2011

dutch mustache

The fecal mustache left behind from a rimming session with a less than thorough butt wiper.

Nice Dutch Mustache, have you been with Crusty Suzie again?

by revbob September 5, 2006

Dutch Steamer

The act of defecating in a pot and placing it on a hot plate in your ex-girlfriend's dorm room.

Gross! That bastard left a dutch steamer in my room! They had to fumigate my whole floor.

by El_choco October 30, 2008

Von Dutch

Extremely ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fugly item of clothing because it's in style and look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a goob, which is the idea.

Paris Hilton popularized wearing Von Dutch clothing, then fulfilled her destiny by imitating white trash on her reality tv show.

by Luigi August 6, 2004