aftershock dump

When one has a healthy bowel movement, then shortly afterward has a sudden case of explosive diarrhea.

Fred took a healthy shit after being constipated for a while, and he knew that there was an aftershock dump right around the corner.

by shreddinfred September 26, 2013

HUD Dump

Forclosed homes offered to poor people for some sense of accomplishment/home ownership. this will lead to heartache and poverty due to poor plumbing, mold, rotten wood, and cracking foundations.

"Did you see Latavius' brand new house?"

"that ain't no new house that's a HUD dump fo sure"

by jburque May 22, 2012

Bump and Dump

The act of bumping into one's car and just leaving like an asshole.

Joshua is known for being one to Bump and Dump, that's why no one likes him around.

by frogsoot June 20, 2016

cumbersome dump

The result of a heavy buildup of excrement after binge eating. From the Italian gigunda shit.

Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.

by tirtle April 27, 2017

flumple-dump

A person who's existence is so annoying to you that you must define them by using a word that's as ridiculous as their presence on Earth.

Mr. Brady is such a flumple-dump, his father should have pulled out.

Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.

by DesertDog April 20, 2010

Dump island

When one takes a poo so large that the tip of the poo pokes out of the water's surface, creating a dump island.

Dude: Bro, I just took a huge dump!

Bro: Did it poke out of the water?

Dude: Yeah man, it was definitely a dump island!

Bro: Sweet.

by nastypoops123 December 31, 2011

Floor Dump

When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.

Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.

by trump_ice October 11, 2008