Document Zero

Is said of a document, located somewhere in your corporate network drive, that has an either outdated or erroneous header, footer, meta tag, etc. Even after a thorough cleanup by system admins, an employee is bound to discover a document zero, use it as a template and spread the error around.

Greg: "Sir, this is the most recent expenditures slide deck we have."
Reginald: "Greg, why is our old company logo still on this presentation???"
Greg: "Ughh... Someone must have used an old template, again... I thought we got rid of all the old logo stuff! There must still be a document zero somewhere..."

by fglaude June 18, 2019

Docked Down

When you get Dicked Down under a dock.

“Yo Charlie why were you gone for 15 minutes at the beach party?”

“Oh, I got Docked Down by Jake.”

by ETHAN_JÆDA August 3, 2020

blonde doctor

The nickname for Dr. Eliot Reid on Scrubs from the Janitor.

"hey blonde doctor"
"hey janitor"

by kittie_crashandburn November 10, 2009

cop doctor

A type of person or profession who appears on CBS dramas.

My mom always see "cop doctor" show on CBS.

by World Business Satelite February 4, 2015

The Doctah

The Doctah is a tv term related to Scifi Brit series, Doctor Who. Whooligans use this word because the pronounciation of "the Doctor" especially by the Tenth and the Eleventh became "scottish", so to joke on it they say Doctah.

Oh, for Gallifrey's sake, this fish fingers and custard were cooked by Jenna like the Doctah had done on tv!

by gianmarx April 11, 2015

Hood Doctor

A person who may or may not have a professional medical license that works in lower income neighborhoods. Usually working out of their own home, a Hood Doctor takes in injured people who either can’t afford expensive hospital bills or need to be treated but cannot risk getting attention from the law. These Hood Doctors can perform a variety of things, surgeries, prescriptions, and even embalming; it is always good to get to know you’re Hood Doctor.

Person 1: Marcus got pulled up on last night.
Person 2: Damn, did you take him to the hospital?
Person 1: I mean the mans got like 2 warrants, so we had to take him to the Hood Doctor.

by TrulyNastee July 26, 2021

The Black Doctor

Another name for a Guinness (Irish Dry Stout).

Let's head down to the pub for a black doctor. The Black Doctor is the best cure for a hangover.

by Le Grand Cheval March 15, 2017