Speidi Disease

When two people lose their friends because they are dating and won't bother to make time to see their friends anymore. Many times, one or both people change their personalities drastically, making their friends not want to be around them anymore anyway. This couple is made up of two losers, and they generally only hang out together and with no one else. Much like Spencer and Heidi from "The Hills"

Girl 1: Have you talked to Jessica lately?
Girl 2: No, it's been weeks and she keeps saying she's too busy and won't make any effort to set up any plans. All she does is hang out with her boyfriend, Sean.
Girl 1: Sounds like she has Speidi disease! What about Sean, does he ever see his friends anymore?
Girl 2: I don't think he has any friends anymore...

by Janeska Jae June 3, 2010

Role Playing Disorder

An invented syndrome popular on online journaling sites (LiveJournal, Dreamwidth, et al) where the "sufferer" claims to have multiple personalities present in one single body.

Unlike clinical MPD/DID, these personalities are most often take from pop culture: rock stars, anime characters, and movie heroes. Less frequently seen are non-human "personalities" like vampires, dragons, and elves.

Those suffering from RPD will call it "pluralism" or refer to themselves as a "multiple system" - while staunchly insisting they are perfectly sane and rejecting all claims that their condition was invented solely due to desperate need to escape the monotony of their useless lives.

No dude, you have Role Playing Disorder and watched Star Wars a few too many times.

by isthisreallife May 23, 2011

pervin a dish

The act of oogling over a hot chick and getting a bit of a woody.

Tim was pervin a dish when he felt that certain something in his pants.

Hey Squints, quit pervin that dish!

Yo Bob, you gotta come over here, we're pervin a dish with some triple Ds!

by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012

discord

An online platform where you can chat with random strangers, people spent 100$ On Discord Nitros wich is sad.

Also don't fell in love with someone you met on discord.

Juju: Hey, I fell in love with a Discord E-girl
Jojo: Bro don't trust me
Juju: You jealous? no shit you are
Jojo: No bro trust me don't

*1 week later*

Juju: Bro my whole family got evicted because I maxed their credit card for my Discord E-girl who cheated on me 1 week after.
Jojo: Told you bro, told you

by SUSSY MAN XD XD July 14, 2021

Discussing the Budget

Euphemism for masturbation. Meaning 'something done behind closed doors'.

He's upstairs discussing the budget.

by Laurence pimpski September 8, 2007

Dish-ragged

To get absolutely and positively owned, used, or abused. To be tossed down like a used dish rag after the dishes have been done. Generally used in the contexts of American football, fighting, and relationships.

1)"Wow, that running back just got dish-ragged by that Middle Linebacker."

2)"Rampage just dish-ragged that chump who tried to charge him."

3)"Man, Joe's girlfriend just dish-ragged his ass and left him for another dude."

by Bren G August 16, 2008

Dishdain

The feeling you get after finishing a huge meal and realizing how many dishes you have to wash now.

Elmo set down the last turkey leg and looked into the sink with dishdain.

by corgiflop November 8, 2010