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Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.
Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?
by Crab staggums December 8, 2019
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Crap

The annoying smell coming from brothers that dont smell
Man, Sam smells like crap.
by My cat bit me December 23, 2019
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Crap

A pile of turds or crap.
That is some huge crap!
by WordMasterMan April 21, 2020
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Crap

Definition:Poop
Synonyms: Poop,shit,crappy,poor quality
by Alphabet Gacha Girl February 12, 2020
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holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf
by ok male friend February 24, 2020
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Crap

Crap: If you made a mistake or failed something important.
Person: You Messed Up.
Me: Crap...
by Zefe Zöner March 9, 2020
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Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.
CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!
by Ghost_person579 May 6, 2020
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