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Essex County

County in Northern New Jersey, located about 25 minutes west of New York City. County includes, Newark, Orange, East Orange and Irvington. The most crime populated county in the Dirty Jerz, possibly the whole east coast. Got the best food, best restaurants, best sports teams. So throw your hands up and rep Essex County! Best county in NEW JERSEY.
Yo man, those kids from Morris came over to Essex County and coulndn't even keep up with us, we was running shit on the courts!
by E Con. September 7, 2005
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flavor country

Noun: the destination for having a cigarette. THe place you often go to smoke.

Origin: the old Marlboro ad campaign
"WHere are you going?"

"I'm headed to flavor country"
Or
"Who's up for a trip to flavor country"
by Doobers August 29, 2006
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Fairfax County

A pretty good place to grow up. Borders Loudoun County to the west, Arlington, Alexandria and DC to the east, and Prince William to the South. The Potomac runs alongside it at points.

Very well educated, and not too much crime (especially compared to DC, with Southeast DC in particular). Racially diverse as well, and also quite liberal, though that has its positive and negative side. The Washington Metro, a subway system with stops in multiple parts of VA, DC and Maryland, is a wonderful asset (though those coming from New York shouldn't expect all too much). Temperatures can get into the 90s during the summer and dip below 20 in the winter, but the summers and winters are manageable.

Unfortunately, with the high income of this area comes pretty expensive costs of living. Some teachers in Fairfax County Public Schools (a very good, but not perfect school system) have to commute from outside the county's borders. And yes, traffic can be awful. The Metro should be used as much as possible.

Are there huge differences between Fairfax County and Montgomery County (Maryland), Arlington or Alexandria? No, not really. They're all places some people would dream to raise their kids. Anyone who's ready to trash another part of the DC suburbs should remember how fortunate those people are to be near a wonderful city and in a relatively safe environment.
"So where did you go to high school?"
"Oh, in Fairfax County."
"Not bad! Be thankful for all the resources you have there. I grew up in a place with a bad school system, lots of crime and not many opportunities."
by Einaltereinwohner April 29, 2010
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country blumpkin

A blumpkin that is recieved in a porta potty or outhouse rather than the typical toilet.
He's taking forever...he must be getting a country blumpkin in there.
by Maximus Pryme October 25, 2008
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Country Roads

A song made by John Denver in April 12, 1971. Later made in a cover for Fallout 76 by Bethesda.
1: Misty taste of moonshine
2: Teardrop in my eye
3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10: COUNTRY ROAAAAAAAADS, TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME
1,2 while that is going on: Country Roads, Take me home..?
by Icoolgirl5050Aj February 4, 2019
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cross-country skeez

Skeezing on a girl from a considerable distance (out of ejaculation range at least) and preferrably via text messaging.
Eric: "See dat hood rat up da street?"

Travis: "Oh yea, I been cross-country skeezing on her fo sho."
by Eric and Trav January 5, 2008
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mole at the counter

Precisely the same as turtle's head. To be in need of an imminent dump.
I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a mole at the counter and he isn;t going to wait!
by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004
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