someone cooked here

When a women (typically an ex) teaches a man how to better understand women and their interests.

Greg has watched the Notebook and knows the difference between beach waves and curls, someone cooked here.

by Apricosium December 20, 2023

cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015

cook sesh

When a person and/or people smoke weed

I had the biggest cook sesh with the boys the other day

by Babyjess July 19, 2016

Polish Cooking

A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party

He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.

by Polish_Chef October 12, 2011

Cooked

When someone is done for

"I haven't gone to school all year"
"You're cooked"

by clapped duck March 26, 2024

Cooked

Good definition:
1. (verb) did/executed (action) very well
2. (verb) dominated (someone) in a contest/fight.

Bad definition:
1. (adj) In a hopeless situation
2. (adj) Nowhere near best condition
3. (verb) got dominated by (someone) in a contest/fight

Good: Did y'all see that clean win? Bro cooked!
Bad: Did bro just get trickshot?? Nawh he's cooked 💀💀💀

by washed up jobless bum April 4, 2025

cooking with bacon

Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian's neologism for "doing a good job"

That founder didn't ask for my permission! He is cooking with bacon!

by lispytriz April 27, 2019