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Goucher College 

Goucher College is located in Towson, Maryland. It has a beautiful, sprawling campus with lots of trees, deer, and crazy squirrels running about. Goucher students are artsy, creative, and love to explore many roads of knowledge. Of course it has a loyal and not great lacrosse team, but it is so much more than a select group of rowdy boys. It is full of a lot of beautiful, caring people that want to help others and make the word a more equal and balanced place. Goucher is a happy campus that his highly underrated.
Goucher College home of the mighty (and very cute) gophers.
Goucher College by LadyFaceKillah October 25, 2010

Earlham College 

1. A small college located in Richmond, Indiana.
2. A place where no one is capable of judging another (chances are, you're as screwed up as the next person).
1. I attend Earlham College.
2. Person A: "Haha! Look at that guy right there! He's not wearing pants!"
Person B: "Dude. You're a student at Earlham College. You're not wearing any pants either!"
Earlham College by ohhay123456 April 10, 2010

Baldwin-Wallace College 

It's where you don't want to go to college. Every weekend a large percentage of the student population goes home because they either don't know how to party or are too damn prude to even touch alcohol or drugs. The people that do like to party are usually stuck with lame house parties or end up partying at some other college. There are a number of different fraternities and sororities on campus, Phi Kappa Tau being the only one that really matters. The current (but about to retire) President of Baldwin-Wallace, holds parties at his house every Thursday, with his friends and family in attendance. The President and some other individuals have screwed Baldwin-Wallace financially, most likely because he was taking money from the college to fund his traditional Thursday activities.
"This place is one big high school..."

Baldwin-Wallace College

BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) 

BS: Bull Shit
MS: More of the Same
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper
BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) really stand for Batchler of Science, Master of Science, and Doctorate of Philosophy.

Cornerstone College

A Lutheran school in Mount Barker, Australia. According to Wikipedia it has a library, a basketball court gym, a canteen, an oval and a theater. BIG FAT WHOOP!!!!

According to Calum its students are "them damn Cornerstone kids, with all there (sic) amazing education, great personalities,
and surplus money."

....Obviously not such an amazing education.

The kids from Mount Barker High School like to throw fruit at the kids from Cornerstone, as Mt Barker's legendary bus chariot, the Big Yellow Bitch rolls past the Cornerstone kids sweltering and or freezing in their ramshackle tin shed excuse for a bus stop.

Overall, Cornerstone is a fine establishment, though what goes on behind those oddly-shaped school gates, I shall never know. *tear*
Let's go throw some fruit at the Cornerstone College kids.

Barnard College 

Barnard College of Columbia University in the City of New York is the gayest school you'll ever go to. If you aren't gay when you arrive, you'll be at least a little gay by the time you leave. Barnard women are well educated, polished, confident, and badass and they WILL fight you if you aren't a feminist. Barnard girls come in all shapes and sizes, creeds and colors, sexualities and backgrounds, and from all corners of the world. They are compassionate, brave, and engaged, and the small community Barnard has to offer forges a true sisterhood between all Barnard students. Barnard students attend Columbia classes, eat in Columbia dining halls, live in Columbia dorms, and graduate with Columbia University diplomas. So yes, they do go to Columbia University.
If you're looking for bold, beautiful women, look no further than Barnard College in New York City!