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the kirito class

Named after Kirito, the protagonist from the anime, "Sword Art Online," a fictional MMORPG that Kirito is trapped in throughout the first season of Sword Art Online.

The class in a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game that is usually the first one listed and has the most evenly balanced stats. This class's main weapon will be a sword despite typically being in a world with fucking wizards and shit. Members of the class are seen as the MMORPG world's heroes, valiant and stout in their efforts to save everyone.

Which is why, in almost every single recorded example, this class is boring and plain as fuck. Anyone that picks them will be the most dull person in your party so don't even bother inviting them. It is a world of magic monsters and mach speed jet boosters and you choose to have A FUCKING SWORD? Jesus christ, mate.
xXxTheSupremeGamerxXx: "yeah broseph im a hunter in PSO2"

rationalHumanBeing: "ah dude you're fucking using the kirito class, you absolute beta"
by silenceinthelibrary June 11, 2021
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All Ass, No Class

A phrase used to denote a girl with a large ass, who is either dressed trashy or doing trashy things. Typically used insultingly or condescendingly, though “all ass, no class” is undeniably attention getting.
Bro 1: Damn, look at her ass! You see that thing sticking out?!

Bro 2: Yeah, but look how trashy she dressed. She all ass, no class.

Bro 1: I don’t care about any of that - that ass is calling me!

Or...

Bro 1: Lisa’s too innocent for me. She’s always wearing sweaters when I see her. She just look like she no fun.

Bro 2: Bruh, you ain’t seen her dance though. She may act like a biblical librarian in the day, but all ass, no class on the dance floor at night.
by the Mad John Hess Man July 28, 2021
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literature class

The same fuckin class as English!!!! But you read. THATS FUCKIN IT!
You- “We have literature class next period

Me- “I am gonna end it!”
by Dimtiilwyadimtnicdadihtsidoye January 16, 2025
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English Class

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.
“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.
by Rowb0at May 26, 2022
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coach class bitch

A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.
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blind class

just a blind guy who is secretly stronger than all of the scp characters caz the fucking the plot
james : hey blind class read this and finish the spell thanks

blind class : blinks blinks
by cam the man who is also sam December 14, 2021
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Class Clown

A class clown is someone that has a huge amount of confidence (but some might just be conceited).They are the ones that make students laugh to get attention. It is class clowns that are well known and sometimes even part of the popular kids. They tend to have a bit of a vendetta against teachers or those of higher authority.
As soon as a teacher leaves the class clowns are the ones who will go berserk
Your father doesn’t always look like it but he was quite a class clown in his days. Source: theidioms.com
by MikeTheGoat May 16, 2023
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