Christmas Eve Eve

an attractive woman you meet on the first pages of the Bible and on Christmas Eve; some people have got the daft idea that she's Father Christmas' niece.

May I introduce Christmas Eve Eve to you?

by pebbles74 December 23, 2009

christmas sheets

when you finger or fuck a girl till she bleeds...all over yo green sheets

that girl gave me the christmas sheets sheets last nite

by dunnoman March 12, 2008

red christmas tree

Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.

Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.

by Solid Snail October 17, 2013

Southeast Mexican Christmas

when one is drunk as fuck and starts throwing up but is still horny from the poon they got turned down from so you jerk off in a vigorous manner and is also randomly shitting.....with or without a condom on for no reason.

holy shit dude wheres klide? hes drunk as fuck in the bathroom havin a southeast mexican christmas.

by willhelm dixenteeth December 18, 2010

Christmas Tree Ornament

A racist insult referring to the 19th and 20th century when KKK members lynched innocent black people.

Black guy: Fuck you, white boy!"
White Guy: "Fuck you, you disgusting purple lip stained, drowning ass christmas tree ornament."
Everybody: "Deeem! Roasted!"

by あなたはクロンダイクバーのために何をするだろう September 16, 2014

both sides of Christmas

To give AND to receive or the other way of around...
to receive AND to give. Usually about fellatio and cunnilingus.

"So you got head?"
"Yeah, both sides of Christmas!"
"So, did she like it, too?"

by Hehehehehe I'm naughty December 19, 2007

X-Man Christmas

When the X-Men take over Christmas. Instead of Santa, you get Wolverine.

Wolverine- Come sit on my lap kids, and i'll claw your face out!

Little Jimmy- That sounds like fun! Gee, I sure do love X-man Christmas!

by ILoveBaconHawks December 24, 2010