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An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.
Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."
by TKFTGuillotine June 26, 2017
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Bloody Christmas

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When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass because she is on her rag and he's about to cum he pulls out as well as pulling out her tampon. By doing so, you cover the inside of her inner thighs with jizz and her own blood.
by 420Pug October 10, 2009
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offshore christmas

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n. A Christmas Eve or Christmas Day spent offshore on a rig or platform in Norway. Usually celebrated with a large, elaborate meal and boxes of chocolates.
My crew and I were running an RST job, so we had an offshore christmas.
by vaeren December 18, 2006
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Getting high and fucking the turkey in front of your whole family while the Christmas tree is in your ass and the whole thing is being live-streamed.
Person 1: Hey what you doing for Christmas this year?
Person 2: Probably just the annual White Christmas for me.
Person 1: Niiiice
by Splewpis December 24, 2017
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Fucking up my Christmas

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Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman
She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris
by LôKî™ September 16, 2005
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Jesus Christmas

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This combination of words refers to a moment in time when you are suddenly overwhelmed, hurt, in disbelief, or just plain in the Christmas spirit. It can replace several profane words to create a tasteful way of expressing your feelings.
"Jesus Christmas, Jeff just threw up all over that chick!!"
"I think I broke my pinky toe... Jesus Christmas!!"
"Jesus Christmas that's a big present under that there tree Uncle Bernard!!"
by KricklesCG February 16, 2009
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The best movie in the world, starring Jack and Sally the Ragdoll. Based on the poem by Tim Burton, which only actaully has 3 characters. (Jack, Santa, and Zero, Jack's ghost dog.)
My dearest friend,
if you don't mind
I'd like to join you by your side
Where we could gaze into the stars
and sit together, now and forever
for it is plain, as anyone can see,
We're simply meant to be

^ Jack and Sally's duet.
by Sally the Ragdoll January 2, 2005
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