Chinese Row Boat

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.

Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.

by S to the G August 29, 2008

Chinese Smile

...when an asian girl opens her legs, and a gong sounds to signify that her vagina opens horizontally, then it smiles at you to let you know that you are invited inside, but remember to take your shoes off so you do not offend her customs

When Rip finally got Yi into the bed, he was scared by her Chinese Smile, but then he decided to go for it anyway, and tore it up.

by Blip Rogers August 6, 2008

dick cheney

a big fat pig equivolent of michael moore in th republican party

would look like the classic southerner with his shirt off

by former republican September 7, 2004

chenes

when you run out of giving examples you just say chenes chenes. its a gay lingo.

boy1: hey! have you ever loved a guy before?
gay1: you know chenes chenes

by emily123 November 5, 2007

Chanel

The case in somebody being hot.

Wow! Did you see that __________! That's Chanel

by Justin Lefkowitz June 11, 2007

Chinese Checkers Sex Position

Chinese Checkers is where you jump from hole to hole while jumping holes already filled a variation can be played with 2 people but it is much more recommended to play with 3+ people. In this game every one wins

Person 1 "Twister is boring lets play something else"
Person 2 "Let play Chinese Checkers Sex Position!"
Person 3, 4, 5 and 6 "Yeah!"

by Chinesecheckersforthewin June 17, 2010

Chinese

The greatest human race in existance. Before so it was the Atlantians, however Atlantians got help from aliens. The Chinese are most famous for simply being champions.

Police Officer: Hey you know how fast you were going?
Chinese Man: Hey man fuck you I am chinese I can do whatever I want!

Polceman: Oh fuck I am sorry, please forgive my Ignorance master! Allow me to lick your shoes clean!

by Daniel Lim July 16, 2008