Summer Children

A term to mean possible children a man may or may not know about outside his official relationships. Usually referring to possible children from One Night Stands or Hookups or Ex-Partners He has lost contact with.

Guy: I have 2 kids, not including Summer Children.
Friend: Summer Children?
Guy: Some 're here, Some 're there.

by Orginal Geexter June 14, 2024

Pizza Children

when you pick up pizza with someone else in the passenger seat so you put the pizza in the back seat, sometimes it gets seat belted.

“let’s get these pizza children home safe”

by xokillme June 16, 2024

Height Children <Nahulieth + Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff>

Height Children <Nahulieth + Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff>

Height Children <Nahulieth + Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Eat children day

Yes today you get to eat your kids or siblings ect

Person 1: “hey hru?” Person 2: “CHOMP” person 1 “STOP BITING ME!” person 2: it’s national eat children day!! Person 2: “ugh ig it’s fine….”

by SᑎƐᗩҠY ĿĪᑎҠ ♡ April 16, 2025

Nelk Chiller

Frat Ferda

Dang Morgan is a Nelk Chiller she goes to ALL the parties.

by glizzy7 April 29, 2025

sock children

Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.

Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.

by 8BallPaul May 14, 2025

Retarded Children

I mean, maybe not. Maybe it's not a either or thing. Maybe it's both.

Hym "Yeah, no, no evidence for you because you're being retarded children about your religion and if you're going to be retarded children then I'm not going to entertain the notion of convincing your of anything. Retarded children do what they are told. So, you do that."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2025