Catcher's Mitt

A technique one uses when making a poop in a public restroom. This involves wrapping toilet paper around the seat in such a manner as to delicately catch the poop before it can splash you and get dirty public toilet water on you. A deft touch is needed so as to allow the caught poop to slowly submerge in the water and not be suspended in midair.

That bathroom was so nasty, I had to put a catcher's mitt on the toilet before I could even think about pooping.

by the george October 13, 2006

catch phrases

Stupid ass phrases that people think are cool, say far too often, and become stupid fucks that you want to knock out.

-Hey, did you see that show on tv?
-How can I not have?! Everybody keeps quoting the god damn thing.

See also I'm Rick James, Bitch, Thats Hot, or Bling Bling

by Rick James. April 4, 2005

cutch

Derived from the words "cunt" and "bitch" to describe someone who is clearly the epitome of both. However, it should not be used as lightly as either. This term is only for those certain people who reach a new level of bitchiness that just cannot be expressed by any other word.

I don't think I've ever met anyone who pisses me off like that fucking cutch!!

by willdfire July 19, 2010

Catch Bodies

To fight in which strikes to the body are the only ones allowed to aviod serious injury. Usually played with your homies.

Ay, Let's catch bodies den.

by Ghost_Killah November 7, 2007

Catch hand

The hand you don't use while masturbating. 'Catch hand' applies when in the slightly unfortunate situation where you masturbate past the point of no return, but suddenly realise that you don't have a tissue. Or a sock. Or a girlfriend!

Mike: Oh my god what happened your hand?
Joe: Never mind, its only my catch hand!
Mike: That is disgusting Joe

by Highkingofscotland September 4, 2010

Catch a body

When someone is falling and you catch their body.

Person 1: "Ah! I fell"
Person 2: "I got you"
Person 1: "Catch a body"

by VYDEOS October 4, 2021

catchers mitt

1.) Whatever device one uses in order to prevent an ejaculation from reaching nearby surfaces.

"Uh oh, where's my catchers mitt?!"

"Don't worry, I brought mine"

by Trashbiscuit July 14, 2006