crustillization 

The process of vomit drying up and becoming hard and crusty.

"Oh man, Jay can't hold his liquor for shit! He just puked all over the carpet"
"Quick, wipe it up before the crustillization starts"

crustillization by yurg November 17, 2007

crussy

crusty pussy

she got dat crussy

crussy by bigman432 September 23, 2020

Pie Crust Promise 

A seemingly fragile or empty promise that is easily broken.

In the words of Mary Poppins: "No Pie Crust Promises. Easily Made, Easily Broken."

Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."

Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."

Pie Crust Promise by jellybeanjaws April 17, 2009

bum crust nibbler 

someone who nibbles on bum holes that are crusty. also a slang term for a gay boy

mikey: carl your a bum crust nibbler
carl : no ryan is a bum crust nibbler
ryan :no your both shirtlifters(gay boys)

bum crust nibbler by ryan tomo February 14, 2008

Cheezus Crust 

1.
Similar to Jesus Christ, used to express anger/frustration when trying to decide upon what to eat when with friends.

The term sparks the thought of pizza, usually making and food related argument end.

2. To express your holy love of pizza, usually followed with All Toasty, as compared to all mighty. Although not common, toasty can be replaced with melty, cheesy and greasy.

A. I want Kfc!
B. But Tgi fridays is better
C. Screw fridays! Taco bell it is!
D. CHEEZUS CRUST!!!
A. B. C. Pizza!!!

2.
A. God I love pizza! CHEEZUS CRUST ALL TOASTY!!!

Cheezus Crust by Rowedahelicon October 13, 2008

Crustmas 

Crustmas is the winter celebration of Crustianity. It is a week long holiday that begins with the Pine Sacrifice, includes days of baking Crustmas goodies and wrapping gifts, and climaxes with Presents Day on December 25th, the birthday of Jeebus Crust. A popular theme during Crustmas is to poke fun at all religious beliefs.

During Crustmas, we cut down a pine tree, buy each other gifts and make fun of other religions, especially Christianity. South Park and Family Guy are shows that our family enjoys watching on Crustmas.

Crustmas by Scotty Anks November 26, 2007

crust

The most extremist version of punk. The music is always political and badass. Nearly all crust is anarchist or marxist-anarchist. Crust fashion, although almost an oxymoron is all black(derived from Crass's assosciation of black with anarchy) with sewn on patches of bands they listen to. The patches are black with white lettering and usually sewn on with dental floss.

Unlike other punks, crustys generally do not have the wacky colored hairstyles , instead their hair is usually natural colored, and fairly short, though most of them don't give 2 shits about it.

Crust music is loud fast and abrasive, all crust is anti-racist and all is anti-war, thus earnign crusty's the demeaning term of "hippie punks."

Crust fucking rocks.

crust by Andrew Apocolypse January 18, 2005