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Crustmas is the winter celebration of Crustianity. It is a week long holiday that begins with the Pine Sacrifice, includes days of baking Crustmas goodies and wrapping gifts, and climaxes with Presents Day on December 25th, the birthday of Jeebus Crust. A popular theme during Crustmas is to poke fun at all religious beliefs.

During Crustmas, we cut down a pine tree, buy each other gifts and make fun of other religions, especially Christianity. South Park and Family Guy are shows that our family enjoys watching on Crustmas.

Crustmas by Scotty Anks November 26, 2007

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Crustmaxxing

After ceasing to wipe after you defecate, the act of progressively building up dried fecal matter around your anus forming a layer of "crust" in one's nether regions. Crustmaxxing refers to the highest layer of build up achievable by an individual.

Person #1: "I haven't wiped in 3 weeks"
Person #2: "Oh so you're Crustmaxxing"

Crustmaxxing by Friedrich7798 September 26, 2021

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Crushmaster

1) Most "crushed" person as dictated by the website goodcrush.com. It can be argued that the crushmaster is the sexiest person of the year (or at least the most desired person in the nation on Valentines' Day).
2) creators of the site goodcrush.com

"Jon Hwang is the ultimate crushmaster. He was crushed over 500 times this Valentine's day."

Crushmaster by crushed. February 14, 2009

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Cristmas

The late December holiday of good spirits and gift giving. Like "Christmas," but for those who arent religious. The "H" is strategically removed, so there is no "Christ" in Cristmas.

Person 1: Hey! Merry Cristmas!
Person 2: I thought you're atheist and dont celebrate Christmas?
Person 1: I don't. Theres no H in my "Cristmas," so no religious affiliation. Just goodwill and presents.

Cristmas by Jon Solo October 4, 2018

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Crustasaurus

A crusty Dinosaur-like creature. Known to have loose morals and a penchant for vodka. He possesses an amazing but sadly unseen kick

Joe: Ferg you're so scaldy, stop trying to meet everything
Ferg: Cawwwww!!!!!!!!
Joe: You absolute Crustasaurus

Crustasaurus by J0E90 December 2, 2010

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Cristmassy

A way of describing something or time that feels like cristmas

The atmosphere today feels so cristmassy

Cristmassy by Ahumanthatexists November 6, 2020

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crustastic

An adjective used to describe anything looked at, created by, breathed on, touched, kicked, spit on, thrown over a dumpster, stepped on, shot out of a cannon and/or given a disease to by the almighty Cruste...

"Yo B, check out that dumpster that Cruste dude just shot out of a cannon!!! Never even knew you COULD shoot a dumpster out of a cannon... OMG!! That's crustastic!!"

crustastic by Cruste September 24, 2003

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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