Crustmas

Crustmas is the winter celebration of Crustianity. It is a week long holiday that begins with the Pine Sacrifice, includes days of baking Crustmas goodies and wrapping gifts, and climaxes with Presents Day on December 25th, the birthday of Jeebus Crust. A popular theme during Crustmas is to poke fun at all religious beliefs.

During Crustmas, we cut down a pine tree, buy each other gifts and make fun of other religions, especially Christianity. South Park and Family Guy are shows that our family enjoys watching on Crustmas.

by Scotty Anks November 26, 2007

Crustmaxxing

After ceasing to wipe after you defecate, the act of progressively building up dried fecal matter around your anus forming a layer of "crust" in one's nether regions. Crustmaxxing refers to the highest layer of build up achievable by an individual.

Person #1: "I haven't wiped in 3 weeks"
Person #2: "Oh so you're Crustmaxxing"

by Friedrich7798 September 26, 2021

Crushmaster

1) Most "crushed" person as dictated by the website goodcrush.com. It can be argued that the crushmaster is the sexiest person of the year (or at least the most desired person in the nation on Valentines' Day).
2) creators of the site goodcrush.com

"Jon Hwang is the ultimate crushmaster. He was crushed over 500 times this Valentine's day."

by crushed. February 14, 2009

Cristmas

The late December holiday of good spirits and gift giving. Like "Christmas," but for those who arent religious. The "H" is strategically removed, so there is no "Christ" in Cristmas.

Person 1: Hey! Merry Cristmas!
Person 2: I thought you're atheist and dont celebrate Christmas?
Person 1: I don't. Theres no H in my "Cristmas," so no religious affiliation. Just goodwill and presents.

by Jon Solo October 4, 2018

Crustasaurus

A crusty Dinosaur-like creature. Known to have loose morals and a penchant for vodka. He possesses an amazing but sadly unseen kick

Joe: Ferg you're so scaldy, stop trying to meet everything
Ferg: Cawwwww!!!!!!!!
Joe: You absolute Crustasaurus

by J0E90 December 2, 2010

Cristmassy

A way of describing something or time that feels like cristmas

The atmosphere today feels so cristmassy

by Ahumanthatexists November 6, 2020

crustastic

An adjective used to describe anything looked at, created by, breathed on, touched, kicked, spit on, thrown over a dumpster, stepped on, shot out of a cannon and/or given a disease to by the almighty Cruste...

"Yo B, check out that dumpster that Cruste dude just shot out of a cannon!!! Never even knew you COULD shoot a dumpster out of a cannon... OMG!! That's crustastic!!"

by Cruste September 24, 2003