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Oil Change

An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.
“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’
by carpetmunchingindian January 16, 2021
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Climate change

You deserve to die you piece of shit and the faster you do it the better.
Hym "Still don't give a shit about climate change and if I have to work until I die it's better that you all die with me as soon as possible."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
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Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.
If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.
by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022
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Changing a 1 to a 0

There's no end to the madness!
It doesn't matter about what they put down, whoever is looking at it will only look at what's when and where. Changing a 1 to a 0 is really kinda childish but it keeps you giggling I guess you grown up!
by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023
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How to change a hoe to a boss

you can’t.....she belongs to the streets🗣‼️
How to change a hoe to a boss- you tryna help them to get money
by Tryna help a hoe 101 November 17, 2020
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Oil Change

A dumb excuse to get out of something.
Sorry dean I can't stay for class I need to get an oil change.
by poetic patron June 23, 2016
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