soldier candy 

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

soldier candy by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016

carpet candy 

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).

Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!

carpet candy by smokinsena June 30, 2016

bloody candy cane 

When you fuck a chick on her period and cum inside her then pull it out and make her suck it

Last night I fucked Tami while she was bleeding then after I finished in her I pulled out and made that bitch suck the bloody candy cane clean

bloody candy cane by Daddybadtouch February 25, 2017

pipe candy 

Crack

I went to get some weed , but that fool tried to sell me some pipe candy. I said HELL NAH!

pipe candy by Bandit 0069 June 9, 2017

thigh candy 

Worn by southern men, shorts that are 3-5 inches above the knee. Usually shorts are in some sort of color.

Damn girl, did you see Mike's thigh candy today? That is hotttttt!!

thigh candy by SouthernKate July 9, 2017

jet-candy 

jet-candy is a homoepathic remedy for jetlag coming from long-distance travel

Take Jet-Candy when you travel and keep it handy

jet-candy by Jet-Candy September 19, 2017

Feed Candy 

Eye candy but specifically on your social feed; A picture so sweet, those who follow your feed will be delighted.

This sunset picture... feed candy.

Photos of my niece are the most liked on my Instagram, she’s feed candy.

Feed Candy by LMM121 September 29, 2017