beer cum

Foul tasting semen from someone who has been drinking and has ejaculated in the mouth of someone who has not been drinking.

Kelvin didn't like to trick at clubs or parties because he did not like the taste of beer cum.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

Beer Shit

Describes the inexplicable phenomena, wherein an unimaginably large bowel movement must occur during the morning hours after a night of consuming lots of alcohol..

My boyfriend is taking a beer shit right now at work. Good thing he works in the hospital so that he can blame the smell on those around him.

by Julie M. June 11, 2006

Beer 30

The shittiest beer known to mankind.

Man, all you have is Beer 30? I'd rather drink warm dog piss!

by chickenshitmchammers July 28, 2010

beer goddess

A sexy, unattainable female bartender.

"I went to the Red Wave Inn last night, but the beer goddess wasn't there!"

by echo_se7en August 18, 2009

beer tray

Overpriced piece of metal with a beer company's lgo on it. Usually collected by annoying people over the age of 40. Beer trays are widly collected by faggy antiquers all over the country.

Why is your dad collecting beer trays?

I don't know, maybe because he's an old man with nothing better to do in his life.

by troutkiller3936 January 2, 2010

Chicken N Beer

Luda's Present Cd

My diamonds is reckless i feel like im carying a midget on my necklace!

by Biff December 20, 2003

beer bus

A common method of getting home after a long night on the turps. Essentially means walking, however the state of intoxication means that you will usually have no recollection of the journey on the beer bus, but will instead wake up wondering how you got home, undressed and into bed.

Riders of the beer bus may also wake up with a memento of their travels, possibly a traffic cone or road sign.

Jono: How'd you get home last night mate?

Chris: Oh I just caught the beer bus, got home about 4.

by Banana Bender April 17, 2006