Bong

A way of saying that someone is dumb or retarded.

Debra says 5+18 is 24

Debra is a bong or she is bonged

by P-ter nomedagrov December 22, 2020

Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

cieling mounted bong

A bong (large chambered pipe for marijuana) attatched to chains on the cieling.

They had a cieling mounted bong in their tour bus.

by gramaticon July 20, 2008

Girls who have dirty bongs

The sexiest women to walk the earth have the dirtiest bongs. Why? You ask. Well, let me tell you.

They aren’t afraid of getting, “down and dirty” if ya know what I mean. *wink*

Also, nothing can choke us. NOTHING. So get that grip harder momma.

Wow, girls who have dirty bongs are so sexy.

by Joannelily March 28, 2022

Bong

British person. Short for britbong. Derogatory.

Why do bongs insist on butchering music with their Londonspeak?

by w196sl September 9, 2021

Bong

This word specifically means a type of day, in which that of tomorrow, yesterday, today, and every single day.

" it's such a beautiful bong, ain't it? "

by peepaws December 29, 2021

bong job

When a woman deep throats a bong.

Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!

by Sass1023 July 9, 2022