Fucking the dog

Doing nothing, shooting the shit.

Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Fucking the dog.

by Anonymous November 30, 2002

War Dog

A political and/or military person who's immorally eager to encourage a people or nation to go to war.

plural form

War Dogs

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are total War Dogs.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

dog in a bath

the act of squeezing ones cock and balls into the recipients 'rusty bullethole'. it is as hard as trying to keep a dog in a bath.

"that bird last night was filthy as fuck, i gave her the dog in a bath.

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

hen dog

Hennessy an alcoholic beverage, a nickname for it used in the hood.

yo leroy what we drinking tonight, "hen dog" yea dat yack

by bert2 July 23, 2005

Cummy Dog

A Boston Cream Pie donut filled with dog jizz, instead of the cream.

Ha! Pranked you bitch with my cummy dog!

by Smegma69 May 16, 2019

Jizz Dog

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog

I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG

by jizzdogfanpage November 02, 2019

Romney Dog

A hot dog sliced in half, with some pickles, onions, and ketchup, which is the way he prefers it. Hot dog is Mitt Romney's favorite meat.

Try a Romney Dog, named after famous hot dog lover Mitt Romney. Not to be confused with the Mitt Romney dog incident.

by meestermaestro July 19, 2019