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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
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Evan leroux

Biggest cock most masculine nigga ive seen id kiss him like i want him to spank my ass and squeeze Then fuck me raw blackest most alpha chad ever funny,cool,alpha,pog,retarded everything’s you want in a guy
Look at evan leroux i just got so horny
by Bigest cocked nigga October 29, 2020
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Talk Evan to Me

Using "Bro" Speak in normal everyday sentences - including phrases such as "Fo Sho," "O Nice," "Legit," "Wicked Cool," among others.
by gigiA2 November 25, 2010
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Evan

ahahaha evan tried to get tina last night and she rejected him!
by bob.vance January 21, 2020
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cheyna evans

A cute sexy girl she can get anybody she want cuz she like that. And her booty is real fat you just wanna suck it
Human with a brain: CHEYNA Evans so cute omg I can’t stop drooling

Another: Fr I really want her she looks so good
by Tsuna free October 5, 2021
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Evan

The most amazing guy u will ever meet! Sure you’ll fall in love with evan and may not get anything back at first just know he’s worth waiting for he’ll give you his heart when he knows it’s true. Always date a guy like evan. Evans are always there makes you laugh plays Games till day light shines in. Oh and always remember to give the most care to Evans they deserve it and are definitely worth it :)
I love “evan”

You see that dude over there must be an “evan”
by Editingmenorsmth November 20, 2021
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Mark Evan Holt

Mark Evan Holt was born in 1981 and adopted by Christian Nationalists. They would later scapegoat “Mark” with a well known pastor to Tipper Gore, Jeff Ling.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.

Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.

Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.

Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”

Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
“Go Mark Evan Holt! Start a revolt!”
by Dean Whithercock November 17, 2022
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