Alexander

Just a very big fatass pig, at the same time Alexander means expanding in german

Gosh your belly is so Alexander

by oksourhuge39423 February 5, 2024

ALexander Sveltina

Writer, satirical blogger, poet, rapper, philosopher, social media darling, and libertine bachelor. ALexander Sveltina is a visionary. He's just beginning to brand himself as an authentic artist, and creating art purely for the sake of experiencing the joy of the creative process. He is an agnostic pantheist existentialist with a big fat-ass c@&k! Get ready because ALexander pulls no punches in his outrageously shocking comedic shtick. He is a true genius of the times who has his finger on the pulse of his generation. Roll over Beethoven Tell Tchaikovsky the news, because there's a new Tom cat on the prowl and he's lookin' to bird dog all of your lil' chickies, so look out!

ALexander Sveltina is a charismatic man with a huge c@&k!

by A.Sveltina March 8, 2024

Alexander effect

When you're super gay

He was the embodiment of the Alexander effect

by TheGreatHaroldino April 24, 2024

Alexander effect

When you're super gay for a period of time

I think he's going through the Alexander effect

by TheGreatHaroldino April 24, 2024

Alexander

MOST ANNOYING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET

THEY HAVE NO FUTURE
THEY ARE AS DUMB AS A ABSOLUTE FLAGPOLE
THEY ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN

'ew, why does it stink here'

'augh, theres Alexander again"

by SI33p May 29, 2024

Alexander Meurs

Alexander Meurs aka (pip, 8-ball, hideos pip, sir yap-a-lot, thanos) is notoriously known for getting no butt. He prides himself on having a “thanos cock” but in reality he is rocking a 2 incher. Pip is also an online pimp, which he is proud of and is also his claim to fame. SMU’s social chair is also always broke, and love getting Mr. Beasted. Rumor has it that pip once got with 72 girls in one night (all 2s).

“Yea i heard alexander meurs has a thanos”

by Gounecmaster69 June 4, 2024

Alexander

The absolute funniest guy to be around. If you're ever in a bad mood, call up this guy. Not only will he make you smile, but he'll comfort you. Alexander doesn't always do everything directly so you have to look for those little things. Checking if you're hungry, getting you water, cracking a joke when he realizes you look down and stopping the jokes when he knows you just need a hug. He doesn't think very highly of himself and I wish he did. I mean he's like the coolest guy I know. He doesn't have to change anything about himself, and he's one of the best friends I've ever had.

Alexander? Oh yeah I know him, coolest dude ever...and his hair? DAYMN!

by littlegreenmushroom July 15, 2024