Urban Assholes

People on urban dictionary who put definitions for their friends' names in order to get attention from them
Many people on urban dictionary are Urban Assholes
by Friendly Neighborhood Mosquito February 28, 2016
Get the Urban Assholes mug.

narcastic asshole

Being all about yourself, while at the same time being an asshole.
God Johnny, your such an asshole! Why does everything have to be about you?!?you narcastic asshole!”
by Zig zags December 30, 2017
Get the narcastic asshole mug.

Blooming Asshole

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.
Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.
by Sai Ez September 12, 2019
Get the Blooming Asshole mug.

chrome asshole

The act of plunging into your girl enough to buff the surface of her rectum to be reflective.
I gave Suzy a chrome asshole last night
by PSN..slayer-wayne76 November 01, 2015
Get the chrome asshole mug.

asshole tax

An undisclosed sales tax charged to everyone else on most (if not all) things sold at retail stores nationwide due to the selfish actions of a select few assholes. Such actions that these assholes are guilty of include shoplifting, holding up the line in the store while trying to bargain down the price of a certain item in order to avoid paying high price for such item, and lastly, just being a plain dick to the cashier or to other retail workers all while asking to speak to the manager.
Don't be a dick to the cashier while at the Target or you'll be charged an asshole tax!!
by Neveracoltsfan317 December 01, 2021
Get the asshole tax mug.

Reverse Asshole

When a person is being so nice that is makes other people uncomfortable.
Dude, Gary grabbed the bill and paid for everyone's meal for no reason again. I wanted to pay for my own meal, Gary is being a real reverse asshole.
by NotKeithGary June 05, 2023
Get the Reverse Asshole mug.

rhetorical asshole

When someone specifically asks rhetorical questions to incite an argument.
Kyle is a rhetorical asshole.
by sweetazz June 28, 2017
Get the rhetorical asshole mug.