An deliciously strong alcoholic beverage meant to be chugged.
It consists of half Natural Light and half Sangria, and is finished off with a shot of vodka. After mixing the ingredients in a red solo cup, the drink is meant to be consumed extremely fast for the best end result. Sangria is used to represent the blood of jesus and the beer/vodka to make you sleazy.
The drink received its name from the sleazy jesus scene in the recent musical "Reefer Madness."
It consists of half Natural Light and half Sangria, and is finished off with a shot of vodka. After mixing the ingredients in a red solo cup, the drink is meant to be consumed extremely fast for the best end result. Sangria is used to represent the blood of jesus and the beer/vodka to make you sleazy.
The drink received its name from the sleazy jesus scene in the recent musical "Reefer Madness."
by Otard June 27, 2008
Get the Sleazy Jesusmug. Luke McKinny, cracked.com Over three days, I saw a Beijing street torn up, disemboweled and resurfaced. The roadway was made whole at Jesus velocity
by Krashlia July 4, 2012
Get the Jesus Velocitymug. The best average player to grace a football pitch. HIs touch on the ball is mediocre but he can still steal the ball...and your girlfriend. FUCK YOU HES THE BEST
by Lightskin Lovely April 5, 2022
Get the Gabriel Jesusmug. The holiest and most sexy knees you will ever see. They are powerful enough to kill half the universe if Jesus touches them together.
Person: "Oh my god, have you seen Jesus's Knees?"
Other Person: "No...?"
Jesus: "Hey look at my Knees!"
Both People: *Faints
Other Person: "No...?"
Jesus: "Hey look at my Knees!"
Both People: *Faints
by Supreme Comrade Stalin November 9, 2018
Get the Jesus's Kneesmug. by theczechspam May 9, 2018
Get the Jesus on a stickmug. When a guy can't go any further with his girlfriend because he is too pious with his religious beliefs.
synonyms: cockblock, Jesus, religion
antonyms: sex. running the bases
Guy 1: "Man, Landon can't get any action from his girl."
Guy 2: "Why not?"
Guy 1 "He's got that Jesus cockblock
antonyms: sex. running the bases
Guy 1: "Man, Landon can't get any action from his girl."
Guy 2: "Why not?"
Guy 1 "He's got that Jesus cockblock
by rocky2012 December 26, 2011
Get the Jesus Cockblockmug. A certain individual who usually post funny, humerus jokes on the website's WorldStarHiphop comment section. While trying to dominate the top comment game, usually succeeding one comment at a time. You may catch a comment or two from this individual on every video posted on the website WorldStarHipHop.
by Jesus Based Christ February 3, 2014
Get the Based Jesusmug.