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Tool

A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.

Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.

Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?

Guy 2: I like Tool.

Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End

Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy

Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time

Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance

Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025
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Tool

A male who's not a toy.
Fred was a tool so people didn't try to play with him too much.
by Solid Mantis August 2, 2019
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by imabsyou July 16, 2008
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Clueless Tool

A person who is unknowingly manipulated or exploited by others.

• This individual might be naive, easily fooled, or lack the awareness to recognize when they're being used to achieve someone else's agenda.

• They might be considered "clueless" in their inability to discern the motives of those around them or their role as a "tool" or pawn in someone else's scheme.

• An expert manipulator often allows the “tool” to believe the agenda is his (tool’s) own idea.

See: Project 2025

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The boys in Tom Sawyer's neighborhood were clueless tools. easily manipulated into paying Tom for the "privilege" of whitewashing the fence.
by wfb.sage August 19, 2025
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Tool

1. Someone who tries too hard.
2. Typically a poser.

3. A fake person.

4. Someone does things to impress people other people
5. One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.
Tyler is such a tool he is drinking a Frappacino!
by alexthetool June 13, 2011
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the dude on guitar hero was such a tool cause he talked smack and played on medium.
by pplinbricevilleareonmeth February 22, 2009
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Tool Flops

Flip flops worn by men without socks, and are also associated with tooling.
Dlernz was toolin it up by wearing tool flops to school as he was not wearing socks.
by Hadtodoittoem July 23, 2013
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