The process of giving a blow job over the internet on games such as runescape or habbo hotel or club penguin. If you're really good, millsberry. This process involves no webcam. Just hot, sweaty pixels.
It tends to pleasure your pixel boner.
It tends to pleasure your pixel boner.
*pulls down your pants* -Joan
oh my god *moan* -Joe
*takes off your boxers and smilez* -Joan
*forces your head onto my cock* -Joe
Ooh baby *sucks* -Joan
*SKEETS ON YOUR FACE* SORRY! -Joe
wow that was some hot e-head -Joan
yea i just came irl -Joe
oh my god *moan* -Joe
*takes off your boxers and smilez* -Joan
*forces your head onto my cock* -Joe
Ooh baby *sucks* -Joan
*SKEETS ON YOUR FACE* SORRY! -Joe
wow that was some hot e-head -Joan
yea i just came irl -Joe
by mcpoopalot February 07, 2009
Short for email, social networking and electronic combined. Implies the speaker is checking several social applications on their smart phone within a short period of time (email, twitter, text messages, yahoo instant messanger, etc.). Used often by ecommerce, eBay and Amazon sellers as they have to check daily and often for email notifications of sales and payments to maintain good customer service.
I'm checkin' my e'. Oh cool, I just sold somethin', 'n mom sent me another photo of my niece. Damn it, work just texted me they don't need me. I needed those hours.
by scrapforce July 24, 2010
Jahnah is smokin' hot!
by secretadmirer69 September 14, 2013
by biggie potato November 06, 2018
That which satisfies one's daily need for communication through electronic devices and online social networks.
Sarah's internet connection was down and so she sought e-sustenance at her local Starbucks and its free wi-fi.
by eStarved July 14, 2011
by CERTiFiEDSHAWTY February 12, 2005
Bodily fluid of the cyber sense made up of little 1's and 0's usually released after watching online pr0n or cybering.
by xqubit November 16, 2004