not man

When something is not the way it is supposed to be.

The exam was not man. (the exam didn’t come the way we wanted it to come)
This pen is not man. (The pen is not writing)
The device is not man. (The device is not operating)

by AEM_KHAFASHI June 23, 2020

Poo poo man

When you are nothing and have very little

I remember when Dave was a poo poo man

by Troubles February 23, 2021

doodoo man

A mysterious man who crawls out of your toilet if you don’t flush your shit. Legend has it that it crawls back up your ass while your asleep.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeffery
Person 2: No, what happened to him?
Person: The Doodoo Man got to him last night.

by AmEpic September 10, 2023

tape man

A man with tape on himself. He needs to be a chode.

That is a tape man.

by Reynn tanaka August 31, 2017

man figure

A person you mess with heavy and have a lot of love for them, but y’all not together yet,
pending relationship...

He’s my man figure not my bf

That’s just my man figure

by naya.bandddsss❤️ December 23, 2020

poor man stan

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts

if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN

by poorhiddenstashistan June 14, 2011

du lukker bare bøtten man

It means you are very beatiful in dansih

A guy tells a girl "Du lukker bare bøtten man"

And then tells her "It means you are very beatiful in danish

by enejenke August 10, 2022