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If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to
Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me
by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020
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break up with your girlfriend, im bored

"Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored" (stylized in all lowercase) is the third single and the twelfth track from Ariana Grande's fifth studio album, Thank U, Next. It was released on February 8, 2019, along with its official music video directed by Hannah Lux Davis. The meaning of this song, according to ariana grande "i think it’s funny. i liked the idea of ending a more honest n vulnerable project and with like a punchline."
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National Give Your Crush A Hug Day

The day you dred thinking about your crush. Too hard to keep your mind off them, and when they come up to you. Give them a sneaky hug and run like the wind. National Give your Crush a Hug Day is April 15.
Samantha: Hey it’s national Give your crush a hug day! Yay “so exciting.”
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Corn In Your Shit Beef Tits

Usually described after eating a large meal on St. Patricks which consist of a mass amount of corned beef and corn. After eating this meal you, and or others, shit on a females large breasts. See Turkey Tits
"After a large St. Patties dinner, Brian and Nick tag-teamed Elvira in the upstairs bathroom and had a huge corn in your shit beef tits" fest. Followed by Marc laying down a huge gurn to Elvira.
by Real World Clinton December 7, 2006
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Brain says no but your nuts say go

Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them
steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE
by jaffaw July 15, 2009
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Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.
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(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

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Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.
by corcan November 10, 2010
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