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Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017
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Bite on my cock

When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.
by BiteMeHarder May 24, 2017
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arabian horse cock

A term used when spotting two Arabic males crawling on all four limbs for two plus years with multiple riders sitting on the satles upon their backs. The rider proceeds to grab the cock of the older Arabic horse and milk it until they finish their prayers at sunrise every month.
I saw two sand niggers doing some mad Arabian horse cock.
by Pack phat lips April 18, 2018
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jack rabbit cock

A person who is a retard but is also a dick/nigger
by Brody sucks dick September 20, 2017
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The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017
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Hold mih cock and pull it

An expression used my Belizeans when excited or shocked or sometimes just for the fun of it.
Ally, I just heard Ashley is pregnant. Well, shit. Hold mih cock and pull it.

HOLD MIH COCK AND PULL IT!
by ReeshaPeesha November 20, 2017
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pulling your cock

When one plucks another mans chicken with great integrity
Joey: What are you doing?!?!?!
Shane: I’m just pulling your cock
Joey: oh ok
by It’s 4:45 my dudes December 1, 2017
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