Zombie Apocolypse

The day after Thanksgiving (aka Black Friday). Cool people will dress up as zombies and hassle capitalist shop owners and customers. Do it on Friday!

Me and my buddy pissed off people at the mall as zombies on Zombie Apocolypse day.

by bbbigbossbb December 18, 2005

Zombie

(noun) Anyone who eats flesh or meat; as opposed to a vegetarian.

"I'm a vegetarian, not a zombie! No way am I eating at that steak house..."

by Akvavit December 19, 2008

zombie dusting

At the conclusion of oral sex the receiver turns around and farts in the performers face.

Dude I totally gave my girlfriend a zombie dusting last night after she was done giving me a blow j.

by sixlady32 December 15, 2011

Zombie Joint

The act of sucking Micks balls.

Sam: Dude im hungry for some nut chees.
Mick: Dude a Zombie Joint is always a possiblity
Sam: Dam you need to wash more. I taste cheese.

by angrydrag0n May 22, 2011

Rob Zombie

greasy loser coasting on Howard Stern promos, aka, no-talent hack and all-round douchebag. Not to be confused with musician.
Will fuck your dead sister if he gets the chance.

Rob Zombie was eating road kill out on the Turnpike yesterday.
I wish I had a nickel for everytime someone puked after hearing Howard Stern jack off Rob Zombie on his show.

by adam_before_eve April 8, 2006

Zombies

Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.

Jay "shoot for there heads"
Brian "ahh whats the point...zombies cant climb stai....ahhhh!"

by beheadtheundead September 15, 2008