Don't spill it hunty, you'll get burnt!

Use this phrase to shut down a wild ho from spilling some bullshit tea she can't handle.

"Brittany and Zak have the most beautiful baby."
"WELL, GIRL here's the tea! Brittany told me she's not ever sure Zak's th..."
"Don't spill it hunty, you'll get burnt!"

by thesinginlucas May 30, 2016

fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking

The fixed version of what you would type if you want to see urban dictionary have a crisis. It used to be “get the fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug” (search that up in urban dictionary), but then there would be an extra mug at the end of a sentence. I am taking this too seriously, so let me just excuse myself and die.

Person 1: hey let me search “fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking” up so I can get a kick out of urban dictionary having a crisis.
*after searching this up urban dictionary comes through the screen with a mug and a gun
Person 1: shit *dies*

by hackerman/cool dude February 19, 2022

you are gay

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.

Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.

by stu April 5, 2005

You can go jack off with that knowledge

What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.

A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

by You can go jack off with that August 15, 2009

do you sell gas too?

The reply you give to someoneone trying to sell you something that just went unreasonably up in price.

Buying cable internet over the phone the guy says "Well yeah the price was $34.99/month but that ended yesterday it's now $46.99" The reply"Wow, that sucks, do you sell gas too?"

by Bullfrog Jeremiah May 23, 2008

you dont get to keep all the boohoos

When your girl fuck someone else and cries about it to you

I told that bitch you dont get to keep all the boohoos

by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021

You're goddamn right.

You're goddamn right, if you're Heiesnburg and you ask someone to say your name.

Now, say my name.
Heisenberg.
You're goddamn right.

by Heisenberg. W.W. August 5, 2022